Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. -Santana [to Sam]

Topics: Glee Quotes

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with...

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with...

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana