Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I...

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day...

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I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras...

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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's...

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six...

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six...

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not...

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not...