I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.

Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

Topics: Animals Quotes, Hunting Quotes

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras...

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras...

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not...

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not...

The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's...

The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day...

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day...

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six...

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six...

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I...

I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I...

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.