I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be…

Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not...

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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's...

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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

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I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I...

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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day...

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.