I want to thank my parents for letting me play baseball. I'm thankful I had baseball knuckles and couldn't become a dentist...I got $2,100 a year when I started in the big league, and they get more money now. ...I…

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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Left-handers have more enthusiasm for life. They sleep on the wrong side of the bed,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them,...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

If you're playing baseball and thinking about managing, you're crazy. You'd be better off thinking...

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live...

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away...

No, even my players aren't players.

No, even my players aren't players.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that...

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The team has come along slow but fast.

The team has come along slow but fast.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

My health is good enough about the shoulders.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up...

Most ball games are lost, not won.

Most ball games are lost, not won.