Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

Only after disaster can we be ressurected.

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

The answer is there is no answer.

The answer is there is no answer.

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some bline, random disaster,...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...