I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.

Quote by Garry Shandling

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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you...

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you...

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot...

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot...

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something...

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something...

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has...

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has...

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me...

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me...

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe...

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe...

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because...

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because...

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their...

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their...

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some...

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts...

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts...

After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And...

After making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The single most enjoyable thing in the world......SEX!

The single most enjoyable thing in the world......SEX!