Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

Quote by George Clooney

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I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.