Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

Quote by George Clooney

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I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...