I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers
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Eastbound And Down Quotes
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...
What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game...
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash...
Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny...
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and...
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers
Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers
I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski
I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at...
Please let me stay here and tear this shit up with you. -Stevie Janowski
Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business,...
It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....
Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski
This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer
Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski