Quotes about Eastbound And Down

He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers

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Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...

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Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer

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It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how...

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This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard

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Watch it, ass blood. -Stevie Janowski

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No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at...

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Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers

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If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's...

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Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny...

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Well Stevie these motherfuckers, are the church group. -April Buchanon

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It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....

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