It ain't often we get many stars in here. Stars kinda make me, oh, how do I say it, a little wet in my $$!? -Tracy

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It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....

It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire....

I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski

I didn't even know you hos took credit cards until recently. -Stevie Janowski

He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers

He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers

I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...

I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned...

I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers

I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers

That's my game. Dickslapping is my game. -Ashley Schaeffer

That's my game. Dickslapping is my game. -Ashley Schaeffer

Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...

Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes...

I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to...

I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to...

How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash...

How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash...

Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business,...

Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business,...

What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski

What is thy name, steed? -Stevie Janowski

Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer

Woo! -Ashley Schaeffer

I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros

I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros

Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg

Powers, step into my office. Let's do some blow. -Clegg

Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny...

Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny...

This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer

This is what I'm talkin about, a fuckin showdown! -Ashley Schaeffer

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers

This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard

This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game...

Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski

Look at me mom, look at me mom! -Stevie Janowski