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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get...

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told...

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced...

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want...

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

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Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is:...

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children...

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children...

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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new...

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't...

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for...

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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable