If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600...

If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to...

I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble...

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...

You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer...