Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
Quote by Jimmy Durante
Jimmy Durante Quotes
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin'...
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your...
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.