“I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.Quote by Chelsea HandlerTopics: Quotes about Chelsea HandlerShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
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