When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

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Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

We're careful not to saturate people.

We're careful not to saturate people.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool...

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen...

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen...

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that...

I loved all the Aaron Spelling shows, Beverly Hills 90210' and Models Inc.' At that...

He was both [television's] first celebrity and its most persistent conscience.

He was both [television's] first celebrity and its most persistent conscience.

All television is children's television.

All television is children's television.

I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television...

I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and...

I'm never at my best on television. There's a row of cameras between you and...

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other...

Unlike productions in the other arts, all television shows are born to destroy two other...

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television.

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television.

A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station.

A modern revolutionary group heads for the television station.

Much of what passes for quality on British television is no more than a reflection...

Much of what passes for quality on British television is no more than a reflection...