I do play drums when I'm on tour.

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I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I owe everything to the army.

I owe everything to the army.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to...

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...