Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world.

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I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

Of course I've done musicals here in London.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I...

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I owe everything to the army.

I owe everything to the army.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...