I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about.

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I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want...

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a...

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

At my age, the radiation will probably do me good.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and...

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to...

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of...

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12.

I owe everything to the army.

I owe everything to the army.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you...

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to...

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I was born in very sorry circumstances.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get...