I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.

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A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you...

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you...