I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.

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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them.

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

The old year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New...

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body....

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing,...