I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

Quote by Graham Norton

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My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms...

In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms...

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like...

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like...

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I...

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I...

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a...

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a...

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended...

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended...

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate...

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate...

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer...

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer...

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to...

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to...