All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel…

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My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms...

In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms...

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate...

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate...

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I...

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I...

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended...

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended...

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a...

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a...

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer...

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer...

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to...

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to...

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.