Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

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In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms...

In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms...

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to...

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to...

My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I...

My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I...

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like...

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like...

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended...

I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended...

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer...

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer...

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate...

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate...