Quotes by Graham Norton

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like...

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The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer...

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The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate...

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My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to...

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My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I...

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In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms...

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I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended...

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I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

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I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

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Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a...

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My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs....

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