Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help

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One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is...

One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

You know Noah and crew probably ate the tastiest animals right out of existence early...

You know Noah and crew probably ate the tastiest animals right out of existence early...

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat...

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat...

When the cats away, the mice will play!

When the cats away, the mice will play!

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they...

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they...

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood...

When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood...

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal...one...

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal...one...

A rat is not born a rabbit

A rat is not born a rabbit

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he...

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he...

I know why the caged bird sings, ah me, when his wing is bruised and...

I know why the caged bird sings, ah me, when his wing is bruised and...

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments,...

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments,...

To hunt the hare with the ox

To hunt the hare with the ox

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

Even a wolf will not stay - Where sounds no bleat to offer hope of...

Even a wolf will not stay - Where sounds no bleat to offer hope of...

The spirited horse, which will try to win the race of its own accord, will...

The spirited horse, which will try to win the race of its own accord, will...