I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

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I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being...

Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

I'm an F-18, bro.

I'm an F-18, bro.

The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught...

The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught...

I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave.

I didn't pay them for sex, I paid them to leave.

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thats how I roll. I have one speed, I...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the...

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.