I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.

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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

Im so tired of pretending my life isnt perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didnt make...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the...

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the...

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included...

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? Im bi-WINNING.

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even...

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.