As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Quote by Charlie Sheen

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I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do...

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would...

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

CBS picked a fight with a warlock.

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

Oh, that. I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male...

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac...

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

I've always been pretty old-fashioned. I'm kind of a missionary guy.

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness...

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Wow. What does that mean? I'm bi-WINNING.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.

Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.