Hey Verification Code, I have no idea what the f*ck that says but I swear I'm human.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it dumps on your head.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him.

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a...

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Get off Facebook while in church.

Get off Facebook while in church.

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...