He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one...
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...
Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence
The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him...
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got...
Between persons of equal income there is no social distinction except the distinction of merit....
Property is organized robbery.
Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us...
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.
Government is not every body's job. It is a highly skilled vocation.
People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be...
Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the...
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger...
Swing hard in case you hit it.
I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.