A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases...
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
General consultant to mankind.
You see things; and you say Why? But I dream things that never were; and...
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...
Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage...
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
The love of economy is the root of all virtue.
Nobel prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the...
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
What a man believes may be ascertained, not from his creed, but from the assumptions...
The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger...
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and...
Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.
Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of...
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.
When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's...
He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.