In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.

Quote by Les Claypool

Topics: Career Quotes

I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself to a lot of cool...

I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself to a lot of cool...

I pretty much built a band out of the most incredible guys I could possibly...

I pretty much built a band out of the most incredible guys I could possibly...

I don't know if it was the whole audience getting stoned out of their minds...

I don't know if it was the whole audience getting stoned out of their minds...

New Year's was insane! It was the best show I've ever played for New Year's.

New Year's was insane! It was the best show I've ever played for New Year's.

We've all had our thing. I listened to the Monkees when I was little kid.

We've all had our thing. I listened to the Monkees when I was little kid.

Theaters are great. They're designed to sound good, not for basketball.

Theaters are great. They're designed to sound good, not for basketball.

You might have a favorite book or film, but you can only watch or read...

You might have a favorite book or film, but you can only watch or read...

San Francisco is an interesting place. It's always been such a nice culturally diverse environment,...

San Francisco is an interesting place. It's always been such a nice culturally diverse environment,...

For the past couple of years I've been pretty bored with music in general... just...

For the past couple of years I've been pretty bored with music in general... just...