Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

Quote by Russell Brand

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It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our...

I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our...

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...

Even as a junkie I stayed true, I shall have heroin, but I shan't have...

Even as a junkie I stayed true, I shall have heroin, but I shan't have...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type...

I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type...

To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard...

To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

I'll not be changing, but America will.

I'll not be changing, but America will.

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism,...

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism,...

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's...

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

I want to change the word, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people...

I want to change the word, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people...

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You...

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...