Lifes never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youd want it to look.

Quote by Russell Brand

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I want to change the word, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people...

I want to change the word, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type...

I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have...

Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

I'll not be changing, but America will.

I'll not be changing, but America will.

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism,...

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism,...

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery...

Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery...

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You...

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You...