I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When i cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

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From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

People don't realize that the future is just now, but later.

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You...

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

Even as a junkie I stayed true, I shall have heroin, but I shan't have...

Even as a junkie I stayed true, I shall have heroin, but I shan't have...

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's...

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

I'll not be changing, but America will.

I'll not be changing, but America will.

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

Lifes never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youd want...

Lifes never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youd want...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery...

Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery...

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek...

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek...

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type...

I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...