I've always been a 'your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - if I say something inappropriate on a live tv show, for example - I half…

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From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalized identities - 'this is how...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the...

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction....

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when...

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's...

People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's...

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and...

I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our...

I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our...

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

Drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

From quite early on, I had this idea of compartmentalised identities - 'This is how...

Lifes never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youd want...

Lifes never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how youd want...

I'll not be changing, but America will.

I'll not be changing, but America will.

Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery...

Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery...

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

No-one really feels self-confident deep down becuase it's an artifical idea. Really, people aren't that...

No-one really feels self-confident deep down becuase it's an artifical idea. Really, people aren't that...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the...

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so...

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...

I get fixated when I'm bleeding- I can see why they went in for blood-letting...