Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Quote by Jim Davis

Topics: Good Morning Quotes

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would...

I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would...

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must...

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must...

I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a...

I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement, increased physical exercise, better...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat....

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat....