Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Quote by Jim Davis

Topics: Good Morning Quotes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities...

I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.

I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.

Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckkon us with beepers...

Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckkon us with beepers...

A man with a surplus can control circumstances, but a man without a surplus is...

A man with a surplus can control circumstances, but a man without a surplus is...

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

No matter how full a reservoir of maxims one may possess, and no matter how...

No matter how full a reservoir of maxims one may possess, and no matter how...

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.

This moment contains all moments.

This moment contains all moments.

If you pick the right people and give them the opportunity to spread their wings...

If you pick the right people and give them the opportunity to spread their wings...

A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

Its a sorry statement about how broken Washington is that we could not take advantage...

Its a sorry statement about how broken Washington is that we could not take advantage...

For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use...

For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use...

The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always...

The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always...

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities - brilliantly disguised as insoluble...

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities - brilliantly disguised as insoluble...

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.