Alarm clocks; because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

Topics: Clocks Quotes, Good Morning Quotes

A watched clock never tells the time

A watched clock never tells the time

That awkward moment when you're making a wish on 11:11 and you get interrupted by...

That awkward moment when you're making a wish on 11:11 and you get interrupted by...

But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is...

But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is...

The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.

The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night...

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night...

A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o clock,...

A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o clock,...

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to...

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to...

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once

Clock watchers never seem to be having a good time.

Clock watchers never seem to be having a good time.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my...

My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my...

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second...

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second...

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Clocks will go as they are set, but man, irregular man, is never constant, never...

Clocks will go as they are set, but man, irregular man, is never constant, never...

Making books is a skilled trade, like making clocks.

Making books is a skilled trade, like making clocks.

Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for all,...

Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for all,...

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by...

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by...

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I've learnt that a smile and good morning goes a long way, and saying thank...

I've learnt that a smile and good morning goes a long way, and saying thank...