Alarm clocks; because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

Topics: Clocks Quotes, Good Morning Quotes

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by...

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by...

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once

Time is what prevents everything from happening at once

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to...

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to...

Making books is a skilled trade, like making clocks.

Making books is a skilled trade, like making clocks.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night...

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night...

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second...

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second...

My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my...

My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my...

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

That awkward moment when you're making a wish on 11:11 and you get interrupted by...

That awkward moment when you're making a wish on 11:11 and you get interrupted by...

But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is...

But what minutes! Count them by sensation, and not by calendars, and each moment is...

Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for all,...

Our brains are seventy-year clocks. The Angel of Life winds them up once for all,...

A watched clock never tells the time

A watched clock never tells the time

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Clocks will go as they are set, but man, irregular man, is never constant, never...

Clocks will go as they are set, but man, irregular man, is never constant, never...

Clock watchers never seem to be having a good time.

Clock watchers never seem to be having a good time.

A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o clock,...

A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o clock,...

The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.

The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that...

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that...

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

Lord I know I'm not here to stay, but thanks for waking me up today....

Lord I know I'm not here to stay, but thanks for waking me up today....