George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.

Quote by George Washington

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Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distress of everyone, and let your hand...

Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distress of everyone, and let your hand...

It is not the style of clothes one wears, neither the kind of automobile one...

It is not the style of clothes one wears, neither the kind of automobile one...

Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.

Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth.

Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness

Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness

It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his...

It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his...

Experience teaches us that it is much easier to prevent an enemy from posting themselves...

Experience teaches us that it is much easier to prevent an enemy from posting themselves...

Experience is the surest standard by which to test the real tendency of the existing...

Experience is the surest standard by which to test the real tendency of the existing...

It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.

It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions...

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions...

The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon

The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon

The very idea of the power and the right of the people to establish Government,...

The very idea of the power and the right of the people to establish Government,...

In the appointments to the great offices of the government, my aim has been to...

In the appointments to the great offices of the government, my aim has been to...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

All I am I owe to my mother.

All I am I owe to my mother.

It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.

It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all.

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all.

We ought not to look back, unless it is to derive useful lessons from past...

We ought not to look back, unless it is to derive useful lessons from past...

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is...

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is...

Piglet: 'Pooh?' Pooh: 'Yes, Piglet?' Piglet: 'I've been thinking...' Pooh: 'That's a very good habit...

Piglet: 'Pooh?' Pooh: 'Yes, Piglet?' Piglet: 'I've been thinking...' Pooh: 'That's a very good habit...

However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.

However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.

Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment.

Absence from those we love is self from self - a deadly banishment.

If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are...

If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are...

My name is Linus, and I am your God.

My name is Linus, and I am your God.