For what is it but an exquisite and priceless chance of salvation due to God alone, that the omnipotent should deign to summon to His service, as though they were innocent, murderers, ravishers, adulterers, perjurers, and those guilty of every…
Quote by Leo Rosten
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
The writer wants to be understood much more than he wants to be respected or...
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear...
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.
Satire is focused bitterness.
We see things as we are, not as they are.
First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.
I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...
Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined
Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.
Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service...
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness,...
That is sad until one recalls how many bad books the world may yet be...
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate...