Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less
Quote by Leo Rosten
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer
Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.
Satire is focused bitterness.
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service...
Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
In the dark colony of night, when I consider man's magnificent capacity for malice, madness,...
A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the...
I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not...
Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...
Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined
Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us...
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.
The writer wants to be understood much more than he wants to be respected or...
First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.
Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it.
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.