Congress: Bingo with billions

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No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I left home because I was hungry.

I left home because I was hungry.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in...

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in...

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by...

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by...

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you

Friends... they cherish one another's hopes. They are kind to one another's dreams.

Friends... they cherish one another's hopes. They are kind to one another's dreams.

Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the...

Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the...

There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.

There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously,...

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously,...