Congress: Bingo with billions

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I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

I left home because I was hungry.

I left home because I was hungry.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than in attempting...

I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than in attempting...

I'm very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was forty....

I'm very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was forty....

Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived

Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well-deceived

No one can possibly know what is about to happen: it is happening, each time,...

No one can possibly know what is about to happen: it is happening, each time,...

To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition.

To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition.

In our ludicrous efforts to 'change' and be perfect, we try to fashion a perfect...

In our ludicrous efforts to 'change' and be perfect, we try to fashion a perfect...

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.