Congress: Bingo with billions

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Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I left home because I was hungry.

I left home because I was hungry.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

The happiness of the creature consists in rejoicing in God, by which also God is...

The happiness of the creature consists in rejoicing in God, by which also God is...

The practical effect of Christianity is happiness, therefore let it be spread abroad everywhere!

The practical effect of Christianity is happiness, therefore let it be spread abroad everywhere!

A library of wisdom, is more precious than all wealth, and all things that are...

A library of wisdom, is more precious than all wealth, and all things that are...

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

Never be ashamed of what you feel, you have the right to feel any emotion...

Never be ashamed of what you feel, you have the right to feel any emotion...

We must laugh before we are happy for fear of dying without having laughed at...

We must laugh before we are happy for fear of dying without having laughed at...