Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
The road to ignorance is paved with good editions
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work...
The harder I work the more I live.
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.
In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
The evil to be attacked is not sin, suffering, greed, priesthood, kingcraft, demagogy, monopoly, ignorance,...
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront...
Hell is paved with good intentions, not bad ones
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of...
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...
You see things; and you say Why? But I dream things that never were; and...
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger...