Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Topics: Civilization Quotes, Newspapers Quotes

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

You'll get more out of me and a machine than you will out of twenty...

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive,...

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive,...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...

If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to...

If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to...

I have not wasted my life trifling with literary fools in taverns, as Johnson did,...

I have not wasted my life trifling with literary fools in taverns, as Johnson did,...

Woman reduces us all to a common denomination

Woman reduces us all to a common denomination

Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me...

I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me...

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover...

The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover...

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.

Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.