Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like; it is the only way in which a...
In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of...
The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover...
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility...
Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery, it's the sincerest form of learning.
A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he...
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about...
He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.
Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends
The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.
In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...
A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without...
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.