Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Quote by P J O'Rourke

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I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television...

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The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the...

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No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for...

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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief...

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death...

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death...

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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,...

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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having...

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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief...

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I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television...

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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and...

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Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

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A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative....

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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,...

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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them...

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As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I...

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People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to...

Government will not fail to employ education, to strengthen its hands, and perpetuate its institutions.

Government will not fail to employ education, to strengthen its hands, and perpetuate its institutions.