Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fucking rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid.

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Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit!...

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. -Officer Michaels

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of...

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock. -Officer Michaels

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...