Congratulations is the civility of envy.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...
LEVIATHAN, n. An enormous aquatic animal mentioned by Job. Some suppose it to have been...
A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things...
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored...
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having...
OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment. By the kind of intelligence that sees in...
Marriage is the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress...
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following...
Nothing is more dishonorable than an old man, heavy with years, who has no other...
For then shalt thou lift up thy face without spot; yea, thou shalt be stedfast,...