Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople,...
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment
The covers of this book are too far apart.
PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences....
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving...
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
Example is better than following it.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...
A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity...
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress,...
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
When you doubt, abstain.
If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real...
When you can't believe your eyes, you can always trust your heart. Love makes anything...
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
We find love hiding here in the shadows in the darkness maybe, its up to...