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Topics: Holiday Quotes, Irish Quotes

After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be...

After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

May your blessings outnumber the Shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you Wherever you...

May your blessings outnumber the Shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you Wherever you...

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into...

St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into...

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.

When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years =...

Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years =...

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

All journeys eventually end in the same place, home.

All journeys eventually end in the same place, home.

May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all...

May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all...

Like the warmth of the sun and the light of the day, may the luck...

Like the warmth of the sun and the light of the day, may the luck...

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung.

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung.

I believe in the sun when it's not shining, I believe in love even when...

I believe in the sun when it's not shining, I believe in love even when...

Beware of people who dislike cats.

Beware of people who dislike cats.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy