A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

Quote by John B Priestly

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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

And almost every one, when age, Disease, or sorrows strike him, Inclines to think there...

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Old age is the verdict of life.

Old age is the verdict of life.

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

Perhaps middle-age is, or should be, a period of shedding shells; the shell of ambition,...

Perhaps middle-age is, or should be, a period of shedding shells; the shell of ambition,...

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet...

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.

In the old age of love as in life we still survive for the evils,...

In the old age of love as in life we still survive for the evils,...

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom.

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.

Doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he...

Doth not the appetite alter? A man loves the meat in his youth that he...

The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot...

The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot...

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.

Softly along the road of evening, In a twilight dim with rose, Wrinkled with age,...

Softly along the road of evening, In a twilight dim with rose, Wrinkled with age,...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone...

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every...

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every...

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his...